found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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