i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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