He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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