sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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