I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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