your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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