what if I'm pregnant?
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His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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