they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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