Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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