so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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