oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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