the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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