That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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