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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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