Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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