Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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