her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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