I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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