GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Randomize
