...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
