Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Randomize
