i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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