$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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