Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
