i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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