All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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