I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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