I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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