Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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