My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
