i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
