Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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