make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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