i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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