what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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