..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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