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So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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