Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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