Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
