Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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