break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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