a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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