I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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