p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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