Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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