Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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