Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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