mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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