He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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