Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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